Help! They need the staff
Help! Oh, please don't laugh
Help! You know they need you all....Help!

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never thought I'd give help in any freakin' way,
But now those days are gone, I'm staff@ocf
They needed someone to answer all the mail that was left

Help me if you can, the 'chine's gone down,
And I've got all these stopped jobs lying round
Help me get my webpage off the ground
Won't you please, please, help me.

And now I'm writing sixteen staff letters a day
Oh, is there ever a time that the users go away?
But every now and then I like doing this work,
I know I'm doing something that helps out those who lurk.

Help me if you can, the 'chine's gone down,
And I've got all these stopped jobs lying round
Help me get my webpage off the ground
Won't you please, please, help me.

When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never thought I'd write so much mail in a day
But now these days are gone and I'm staff@ocf
I seem to have answered all the mail that was really left.

Help me if you can, the 'chine's gone down,
And I've got all these stopped jobs lying round
Help me get my webpage off the ground
Won't you please, please, help me...
help me...
help them, oooh.